|
10
|
Garbage
can look like a cold buffet to you. |
|
9
|
It
doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited
to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the
room for five minutes and come back. |
|
8
|
No
one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never
have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight,
it's someone else's fault. |
|
7
|
You
can spend hours just smelling stuff. |
|
6
|
Who
needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe
can entertain you for hours. |
|
5
|
Who
needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe
can entertain you for hours. |
|
4
|
Having
a wet nose is considered a sign of good health. |
|
3
|
Personal
hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every
day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair. |
|
2
|
No
one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you
get older. |
|
1
|
If
it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches,
no one will be offended if you scratch it in public. |
