Humor: Top 10 Reasons To Breed Dogs

photo of blue merle aussie bred by Milwin Kennel

10	Thought the house was too orderly
9	Never did like having a full nights sleep
8	Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW
7	Thought the furniture looked too nice
6	Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn, etc.
5	Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn't want to pay a gardener
4	Neighbors didn't complain enough
3	Kids weren't enough of a challenge
2	If you can train & show one dog, why not ten
1	Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows
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