Dog
People:
- are a special breed
not usually recognized by the AKC.
- think everyone has
dog crates in their living room.
- have messy houses
yet their kennels are spotless.
- can always find
a show catalog from somewhere within arm's reach.
- have kids who know
more about the "birds and the bees" when they're five than most
people know when they are 40.
- drive trucks, vans,
and station wagons especially equipped to haul dog crates.
- can never be reached
on a weekend, they're usually at a
dog show.
- will drive 400 miles,
spend $100 on gas, $200 on a motel and $150 for meals to bring
home a 35 cent ribbon.
- have kids who regard
"bitch" as just another household
word.
- have lush, green,
beautiful back yards and they've never
bought a bag of fertilizer.
- get up at 6 AM to
walk the dogs, can be at ringside dressed to kill at 8 AM, but
have trouble getting to work on time.
- will usually give
up the $150,000 home in the suburbs to
move to a shack on 10 acres so they can have a $150,000 kennel.
- never miss a closing
date for entry fees, but pay the
mortgage 10 days late.
- had rather be audited
by the IRS than investigated by
the AKC.
- use dog food bags
for trash cans and 30 gallon trash cans for dog food.
- talk for hours on
the phone to another dog person in a
language known only to dog people.
- have parents who
think they've lost their minds.
- have dog friends
who think they are terrific.
- are crazy.
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