Humor: Top Ten Reasons Australian Shepherds Have No Tails

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10	That rhyme about "what little boys are made of" isn't such a myth after all.
9	Breeders use Aussie tails to wind them up and then remove the tails so they never wind down.
8	God had to get their extra brain matter from somewhere.
7	"Ordinary" dogs have tails, and Aussies are no "ordinary" dogs!!!
6	Aussies are the most human of dogs -- do humans have tails? Noooo!
5	Aussies want to identify with the sheep they herd.
4	A long, bushy tail increases wind resistance in Frisbee competition.
3	Now if Aussies had tails we couldn't call them wiggle-butts, now could we?
2	Aussies want to avoid sexual harassment, so they don't give anyone an opportunity to comment on how nice a tail they have.
And the #1 Reason Australian Shepherds Have No Tails is:
1	When an Aussie is play fighting with another dog and the Aussie chomps down on a tail, he knows he's done good!!!
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