Dog Humor
Top 10 Signs You've
Gone To a Bad Veterinarian

10	When you hand him your cat, he asks uncomfortably, "Monkey?"
9	Two weeks later, your dog coughs up a rubber glove.
8	Big sign in waiting room: No Pets Allowed!
7	Diploma looks a lot like menu from Chinese restaurant.
6	Always saying "I've got a tick in my pants."
5	Sends you a card every spring: "Time for your dog's annual neutering."
4	First question, "What ails your varmint?" .
3	He has a lot of posters up advertising @#%$fights.
2	He himself wears one of those big funnel shaped dog collars.
1	He bites!
Bonus indication you may have gone to the wrong vet...... Sign in front: Joe's Vet and Taxidermy. Either way you get your dog back.